Find Your Thai Beauty

My name is Charles and I am a true Alpha Male. I'm a combination of cool/calm/collected, controlled and unbridled passion. I am a well-mannered (sometimes WILD) male mammal. If you were to get to know me and get too close to me... WARNING! I WILL BITE YOU REAL HARD ON YOUR SOFT SEXY RUMP! But you know that is what you want me to do to you. I listen to great Rhythm & Blues music all the time. I've seen Maze in concert forty times and I would probably listen to Frankie Beverly sing the phone book, if he did it in the Superdome. I absolutely love my chow named Midnight. He can bark in four different languages which is remarkable, since I only taught him three of them. I have been all over four continents - because the United States Navy made me do it - and I'm looking forward to conquering a fifth (of bourbon or brandy or cognac or gin or rum or scotch or tequila or vodka), when I have the time. I have approached aggressive anacondas in the Amazon, fought with five feminist females in Finland and I have swam with great white sharks in the Great Barrier Reef. Hopefully my next trip will involve doing something less nerve-wrecking, like finishing a fifth of liquor, then jumping in a koi pond filled with giant goldfish somewhere in Japan.