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Eternity

49 • Kansas City, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 22 - 53

Star sign: Pisces

I so fly. Meanwhile, In Chief’s Kingdom, someone had been stomping out jive turkeys. Literally, cracking or kicking them into the next world is using some reptilian leather no one has seen before wrapped over some kind of Billy club or the weapon could possibly be a kick @ss pair of caiman alligator cowboy boots. Unlike, well, serial killers, this perpetrator (or perhaps several acting in concert) selects his ***** based on ugly, derisive speech or unprovoked, hostile and aggressive, antisocial behavior. In other words, he targets the predators not a specific phenotype. CCTV does not seem able to capture him on film, nor can cameras produce any stills. Radar bounced back an echo that spurred interest without yielding any insight. Witnesses at every ****** scene, when any were present, inevitably relay a vague impression that sounds more like William Marshall in Blacula than it does a workable suspect description. However, more or less while nixing the odd ones out suspect is described as a charming, good-smelling, good-looking, sporty, son-of-a-gun. We’re told the he had ‘curls for the girls’ and ‘waves for the babes’. It appears, without fail, that when he lays his trap the word track sounds something like this: (loudly) “Aw (censored) knuckles Playboy! I got another ticket today. I know it’s because they profiled me before pulling me over. I’m sick of this (censored). (censored) got to change! I mean it, I mean, let me ask you if this sounds right. I’m rolling, top down, beat up, dipping thru the cut like B-Legit and Little Bruce; you know; straight sideways and berp berp cherries lit up like 70’s disco balls. Police. She like “Sign here!”, I said “You ain’t never said what I did.” She said, “Sign!” So, I was just like (censored) it and did and dipped. But, if I get another “Driving While Too Sexy” Citation I’m liable to go ape (censored)! No (censored), the fines add up “that’s the 3rd dress this week! Ah ah. Ah ah. Ah ah ah.” (Funky Dividends by 3 Times Dope allusion) another time I was like, “’Driving while too sexy!’ That’s not against the law, it’s not a statute and it’s not on the books.” Cop was cool; she was like, “So, but that’s what you’re doing.” And I was like, “(Censored), she’s right.” I’m pretty sure she told someone (think co-worker) that that (censored) stumped me so the next one said that same exact (censored), and the next, and then the next… So, that now I don’t even fight them no more but it’s (censored) because it is profiling…” And on, and on, until a Jive Turkey takes the bait and starts talking out the side of his neck with threats after the Dozens doesn’t work out. Regarding “necks” there seems to be a rash of seemingly, imitation, vampire attacks running rampant through the mean streets of KC lately, I wonder? NAH! That’d be, why that’d be; impossible. I shouldn’t say “impossible” because nothing is. But, that would follow the logic while at the same time being wholly improbable. ‘Nuff said, hopefully. I digress, away from outlaying the perp’s trap. So we have, story, aggression, warning (saving this for another time), then slogan “Oh you Jive (sometimes Jive *** Cornball if truly enraged) *** Turkey ahma let you call yo’ momma to say goodbye ‘cause that’s your raggedy, disrespectful ***!” Interestingly enough, if one does opt to call they Momma when he/she says goodbye then it’s usually forgiveness followed by a variant of “I pity you, Fool (or Dumb Dude).” Or “Be good to yo’ momma Sucka (or Turkey).” Then, he parties with the people and dips with Honeydips and smacks lips with the Sugarlips, the Sugarhips are all sweet on him and the Sugar(censored) allow him to 'Tune In Tokyo’, the Supersweet complain because he gives them toothaches but they’re so sweet and nothing like a Cavity Creep and so forgive him so swiftly, the Supersmart drip clear when he articulates and the Superstrong admire his heart, the Supertall be looking up and the Supersmall be kicking rocks because we don’t (censored) with that. If you ain’t identify as “Super” or “Sweet” in none of that then obviously no one ever Rock, Shock, Knocked through your neighborhood. Insecurity ain’t cute. Work on your confidence by playing nice and being gentle with yourself. Be good to yourself. Anyway, …partied, grabbing diverse beauties, in what’s considered a wide swath (censored) it’s almost the population. It’s not, but peep. “Observed snatching up right-handed fraternal twins with vocal musical mutant abilities; Supervocals, thin light skinned with full lips and hazel eyes with powerful mutant artistic abilities Supercreator, Cocoa buttered and voluptuous with straight hair mutant ability Superintellect, light light skinned-ded with long hair and busty mutant ability Superwill, identical to “light full lips hazel eyes” mutant ability Superchill, thin light freak talks to beasts, full round face with a big dark body and huge breasts mutant ability Superstrength and Super****, Twin to the last one but twice as big (SSBBW) with enormous, lovely breasts mutant ability Supersweet and Supercold and Superfreak, Tall dark young with huge breasts Super(censored)ghetto, Tall Dark Yoruba slanted eyes, holes in her palms Nigerian Witch, Super-Supersweet. That’s enough for now there’s more just, later need time to reflect… Until the next round like B-Legit said, “You see I’m nothing but a player call me Bad News Bear…… “

Richard

77 • Reno, Nevada, United States

Seeking: Female 18 - 23

Star sign: Pisces

Smooth As Silk And Ready For Marriage❣️🎩

I hope my profile finds you and your family in good health and in good spirits. I am at 77years 6Ft. tall and 200Lbs. I am 56Lbs. heavier in my photo. My friends describe me as very handsome, kind, caring, respectful, responsible, and a gentleman wit

Iori

40 • Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, United States

Seeking: Female 18 - 40

Star sign: Pisces

Unapologetically me, let the rest unfold naturally

I'm allergic to nonsense, seafood, drama, lies, boring sunsets, pointless beach walks, indecisiveness, laziness and lack of efforts. Need my 100% ? Then be ready to give your 100% FIRST, I'll reciprocate after. I loathe boring conversations, unre

Julian

47 • Honolulu, Hawaii, United States

Seeking: Female 18 - 60

Star sign: Pisces

Don't contact me if you have a fake picture!

Just giving this a try, and looking for a real connection. We never know when and where to find love. Hawaii is a beautiful place but can be lonely. I want to share it with someone special. If you have fake pictures in your profile and if you can'

randy

55 • Jersey City, New Jersey, United States

Seeking: Female 26 - 45

Star sign: Pisces

looking my Latin teacher

Hola mi nombre es randy desde los Estados Unidos me gusta cocinar salir a bailar con mis amigos también me gusta viajar gustaría trabajar como mantener mi jajaja sexy cuerpo me encanta hacer sonreír así que si se quiere sonreír las personas envío un mensaje. ASLO no hablo español bien estoy aprendiendo el idioma utilizo traductor por lo que yo puedo hablar con una latina sexy:) que desee saber acerca de mí con nostros an

Chris

49 • Hilo, Hawaii, United States

Seeking: Female 25 - 48

Star sign: Pisces

Come to Hawaii?

A successful, kind-hearted man seeking a SECONDARY WIFE to join our loving family in our brand new home in Hawaii, USA. We will fly you to Hawaii, take care of your Visa, and provide room and board at our expense. You won't have to pay anything it will all be paid for you. Respectful, and genuine relationship offered. Salary to be discussed. You will be treated like my queen. สวัสดี โปรไฟล์ของฉันระบุว่าครอบครัวของเรากำลังมองหาเมียน้อยที่จะเข้าร่วมครอบครัวของเราในฮาวาย อเมริกา คุณสนใจหรือไม่? PLEASE only contact or respond to me if you are very serious and EXCITED about this position/arrangement. If you're scared or 'not sure' please don't waste both our time because at this point in the process it's considered a job interview. Thank you for understanding.

Marc

55 • San Bernardino, California, United States

Seeking: Female 30 - 60

Star sign: Pisces

Nubian Prince Classy Speak English Must Have Visa,

flexible,humorous,intellectual,practical,romantic, Please Have a Passport , Visa and Speak English Por favor, tenga un pasaporte, visa y hable inglés I Like The beach and being close to 💦,writing and playing music , Photograghy , dance, good food,personal /business development, exercising and my work.

Gene

64 • Duluth, Georgia, United States

Seeking: Female 35 - 45

Star sign: Pisces

Looking for Someone to Share Life’s Little Moments

Life’s an adventure, and I’m looking for someone to share the ride! I’d like to be healthy but I'm not a dedicated gym enthusiast. I love to travel and meet other cultures. I bring an open mind and heart. I enjoy good food (whether we’re cooking up s

Gianni john

35 • Cupertino, California, United States

Seeking: Female 21 - 38

Star sign: Pisces

Start with Friendship., You Never Know!

I;m from Italy raised in North American.,I love to cook., My father is a international chef., I have a very sophisticated palate for continental cuisine.I love to fish and love to eat, fresh seafood., I speak 3 languages., I love the beach, the out d

Tim

49 • Danville, Virginia, United States

Seeking: Female 36 - 48

Star sign: Pisces

Hello, take a chance on Happiness!

I am honest, caring, loving, ambitious, sincere, responsible man that is very easy-going. I enjoy cooking, gardening, fishing, watching sports. I love the mountains and the beach. Dinner and a movie is a good date night or cuddling on the couch.

sean

47 • Gresham, Oregon, United States

Seeking: Female 29 - 37

Star sign: Pisces

Looking for a kind heart

I am a very open minded person. I love to travel to different countries, and learn about different cultures. I consider myself an educated person, I am always reading books. I have a great passion for music, and playing guitar. Going to see bands live. I just try to be a better person each day.

Douglas

54 • Littleton, Colorado, United States

Seeking: Female 28 - 45

Star sign: Pisces

Beaches, Fast Cars & Festivals

Hi! My Name is Doug. Looking for my forever girl that can come live in the USA. I have 2 boys ages 18 & 5. With me 50% of the time. We will travel, enjoy dance festivals and spend life together. I am a Christian. I rarely drink. Love good food. Feel free to ask anything at all. Yes I can come meet you.

Josh

45 • Nashville, Tennessee, United States

Seeking: Female 22 - 39

Star sign: Pisces

Donde es ❤️?

I’m 6’2 and have two kids, a lot of chickens and a dog. I love to cook and find new restaurants to try. I work in communications but like building and creating. My goal is to be able to travel and see some of the world. I am Christian and hold to tho

Chris

66 • San Rafael, California, United States

Seeking: Female 37 - 71

Star sign: Pisces

Tell me what you love in life

I really enjoy being in nature. Backpacking for a few weeks at a time is great for me. You should like this also? I like to trail run, backpack, free dive, snorkel, some scuba, some gym. Cycling. I eat healthy and limit alcohol to almost nothing these days. I am also a city mouse. Cafes, museums, live music. I like classical music, electronic, jazz, pop, anything with a 125 bpm for running and dancing. Love art. Everything is art. I am transparent, emotionally available, romantic, introspective, evolving, not perfect, very tolerant, happy most of the time, I love myself, I love you. Life is a beautiful unfolding of our souls in nature, the adventure, the bliss. Let go of yesterday, tomorrow will never arrive, living for today. You must be able to trust me. No trust, no me. I like downtime. Good rest. Good book or Netflix or something. I would like to meditate but cannot seem to get it to stick. Yoga, same thing. If you do these things, great, I will join you! currently In Puerto Vallarta Mexico

Eddie

55 • Greenville, South Carolina, United States

Seeking: Female 30 - 45

Star sign: Pisces

Searching for mature woman 40+ years old.

I am a gentleman. I am sweet and loving and affectionate to my woman and will see to her need as she should see to my wants and needs. I am kind to strangers and very gentle and kind to children and animals. I see many beautiful Chinese women on this site, I’m looking for beauty on the inside also, a pretty face does not mean a pretty spirit. I want my one woman to hug me so that I can feel her love. Then, I will marry her. I will walk her through the rest of her life so that she will be proud and happy to have such a Man. So all of the women who read this know. I am a Man. I am fully capable of violence and committing bloodshed in defense of the people I love. I have never harmed a woman or child, I am a gentle Man that is capable of great violence if necessary ❤️

james

57 • Sedona, Arizona, United States

Seeking: Female 18 - 62

Star sign: Pisces

Let’s become one

I am a self employed business owner who is looking for a special woman to be part of my life. . I like to do athletic activities and try to keep my body looking good. I have a strong faith in Christ and want a woman who has similar beliefs. I like the outdoor, hiking, camping and traveling and exploring different places. I love the philippines and I want to explore the cities and it rich culture. I have been to the country several times and I will be returning soon.

Gary

30 • Atlantic City, New Jersey, United States

Seeking: Female 18 - 40

Star sign: Pisces

Talisman

I am a rare breed, I live my life to the fullest. I am a friendly guy with a mysterious side. I looking for a partner to spend time with. Together we can learn surf board, boxing or maybe just relax at the beach and do some water sports, go to clubs

Jonny

36 • Albuquerque, New Mexico, United States

Seeking: Female 21 - 45

Star sign: Pisces

Dreams really do come true

I'm from the small state of South Carolina USA. I come from a very educated background . I work a fulltime job , I record my own music from my home studio . I do videography ,photography ,graphic designs and I'm currently learning software engineer

Karma

41 • Las Vegas, Nevada, United States

Seeking: Female 18 - 25

Star sign: Pisces

I’m looking for real, genuine love

I am a musician. I’m very creative. I love to bring cultures together in music and make something cool and new. And my life is like my music, I want to make it cool and new. I’m coming to Thailand in two weeks. I hope to meet nice people there.

Leon

68 • Bowie, Maryland, United States

Seeking: Female 32 - 60

Star sign: Pisces

RealTalk

can be romantic depending on the chemistry, honest, settled, can commit to one woman, however, not pressed to be in a relationship, enjoy writing, listening to jazz, classical, oldskool, salsa, enjoys quiet evenings, dinner, will protect and spoil my

paane

68 • Hilo, Hawaii, United States

Seeking: Female 25 - 35

Star sign: Pisces

Want to live in Hawaii?

I am a kind, honest and respectful man. I love the outdoors especially the ocean. I also enjoy staying at home and relaxing, doing yard work around our house or just doing nothing sometimes lol. I am a simple man enjoying my life here in Hawaii, I want to take care of a good woman

STEVEN

59 • San Mateo, California, United States

Seeking: Female

Star sign: Pisces

Single and Available

Hello, I live near San Francisco USA. I’m single, retired, love to travel and Thailand is my favorite destination. I spend about 6-7 months of the year in Thailand. I live a healthy and active lifestyle. No smoking, no drugs, no heavy drinking, no gambling. I enjoy dining out, cooking, barbecuing, going to the gym, hiking, exploring new places, beaches, wine tasting, craft beers, Thai cuisine and roti

Timothy

63 • Pensacola, Florida, United States

Seeking: Female 40 - 51

Star sign: Pisces

just trying to live a good life.

I'm African American so I know what hard times are all about. As i approach retirement I would like to meet someone special and very lady-like. had a hard life growing up but God has been good to me. I love helping people, working for myself and enjoying the simple things in life.

Danny

56 • Cheyenne, Wyoming, United States

Seeking: Female 38 - 49

Star sign: Pisces

Fun and exciting!

First of all, I am on here to search for a friend, than hopefully she will be my soulmate. I am REAL. I am not a fake. If you don’t believe me we can get on WeChat, Facebook Messenger or WhatsApp and video chat. I have been divorced for 9 years, and wanting to find a steady love. Are you out there? If so contact me and let’s go out on a date. I love to travel. I work for a major airline. I have always wanted to see Vietnam and learn more about your country’s history. Because of COVID-19 travel has been very limited for me. As soon as COVID-19 restrictions are lifted for Vietnam, I will plan a trip there. I am hoping I can find a nice woman to be my friend first, then show me your beautiful country. Kiss

Bryan

62 • Oakland, California, United States

Seeking: Female 21 - 39

Star sign: Pisces

Seeking Love, Peace and Tranquillity!

I am an affectionate, compassionate, funny, generous, hardworking, humble, intelligent, loyal, mature, passionate, respectful, romantic, well traveled and wise man. I try to find the best of people and seek peace and happiness. I have traveled a lot around the world and I have experience in military service, public safety, construction and business. I enjoy fine dining; wine tasting; the opera; symphony; ballet; art; fashion; jazz and classic music; walking; mountain bike riding; cooking; hiking; traveling; and exploring romantic beaches.

Garrick

65 • Baltimore, Maryland, United States

Seeking: Female 31 - 52

Star sign: Pisces

Hello.

I'm am genuine nice man. Romantic. Generous. Considerate. Serious partner. I like making my special woman very happy. I have very good income. I recently retired from working after 45 years and considering living outside of USA. Life is already short and it seems every year goes faster. I want to find love and happiness for the rest of my lifetime.

Joseph

52 • New York, New York, United States

Seeking: Female 24 - 41

Star sign: Pisces

Romantic; Old Fashioned

I am a true workaholic; die hard Romantic; Strong minded; Positive outlook; understanding; soft hearted; enjoy fine dining; extreme sports; such as Sky Diving; Scuba Diving; rock climbing. also enjoy quiet time; such as Listen to Classical music; Opera; reading; Walk in the park; Picnic by the lake; stroll on the beach under the moon light. I like hold hands; hugs and kisses.

Victor

52 • York, Pennsylvania, United States

Seeking: Female 18 - 35

Star sign: Pisces

The One You Will Love

Sawasdee krup 🙏🏾Hello my name is Victor and I am looking for a serious relationship. I am interested in beautiful Thai girls aged 40 and much younger. I am not interested in older Thai women.  I will be in Pattaya March 30 I am not looking for a holiday 🙏🏾

Jim

56 • Parsippany, New Jersey, United States

Seeking: Female

Star sign: Pisces

Pleased to meet you

Hi and thanks for stopping by. I have 2 young children and find myself practicing to be an empty-nester. In my spare time I like hiking, golf, cooking, photography, and reading, amongst other things. Looking for someone that is serious about getting off this online rollercoaster we find ourselves on. If you are not serious about possibly relocating, please pass me by. Good luck.

Kent

69 • Vineland, New Jersey, United States

Seeking: Female 30 - 49

Star sign: Pisces

Nice Catch

I consider myself a very nice and and respectable person when out in public but with having that special someone beside me I like to be a very fun and loving person just being myself. I just bought a home and I'm in the process of painting, but it's missing the woman touch to bring everything together. Are you that SPECIAL someone?

Steven

69 • Grand Junction, Colorado, United States

Seeking: Female

Star sign: Pisces

Every Day Is A New Beginning

I am the father of two amazing children - my son is 41 and he and my daughter-in-law have two young children. I also have a 22-year-old daughter who lives on her own, nearby. I am divorced; I have been single now for over 14 years; and I live alone. I am still an active and energetic man who enjoys many activities and I love to explore. At this time, I am looking for that one woman to share the rest of my life with and to enjoy the world with.

Roberto

50 • Albuquerque, New Mexico, United States

Seeking: Male 18 - 35

Star sign: Pisces

Looking for long term.

I am an outdoor type of person. I love fishing and hunting. I also like staying home and spending time with my kids. I like to cook. I am not a pretty boy and I am rough around the edges. So you have to be willing to accept me for who I am. I will not ask you to change for me. I am looking for long term relationship. Hope to talk to you soon.

Chris

58 • San Diego, California, United States

Seeking: Female 25 - 43

Star sign: Pisces

Looking for that special one!

I'm think I'm a nice guy,at least I hope so. Have you heard of the , I love ocean sports,such as surfing,sport fishing,snorkeling and other things.say hi atI like to travel and go to nice dinners. I live and work near the beach,so I like walks and bike rides along the ocean at Sunset. Follow my name to the Sky.. I have a big heart and have compassion for all living things. I own my own small business so it affords me time to travel when I want too! I have been to many places in Europe and Mexico and many cities in China and the Philippines, I would love to see more of Asia.

Miles

54 • Raleigh, North Carolina, United States

Seeking: Female 35 - 55

Star sign: Pisces

Table for two?

I'm a warm, gentle, positive, sincere person who enjoys having fun. I love adventure and traveling, but I also appreciate the simple things in life. I enjoy listening to music, watching movies (especially on a rainy evening), being out in nature, photography, art and reading. I have a stable career and enjoy my job, but I value my free time highly. I'm very loyal to my family and friends, and I am also a one-woman man. I enjoy making my partner feel special. I believe everyone should be treated honestly and with respect.

Russ

72 • Phoenix, Arizona, United States

Seeking: Female 38 - 54

Star sign: Pisces

Seeking Long Term and Marriage

Visiting Thailand now! Hope to meet the woman that will one day be my wife. Well educated, caring, easygoing guy, open minded. I like travel, reading, music, dancing, hiking and more I'm sorry but I do not reply if there are no photos posted.

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