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Kenny

56 • Wichita, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 30 - 50

Eternity

49 • Kansas City, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 22 - 53

I so fly. Meanwhile, In Chief’s Kingdom, someone had been stomping out jive turkeys. Literally, cracking or kicking them into the next world is using some reptilian leather no one has seen before wrapped over some kind of Billy club or the weapon could possibly be a kick @ss pair of caiman alligator cowboy boots. Unlike, well, serial killers, this perpetrator (or perhaps several acting in concert) selects his ***** based on ugly, derisive speech or unprovoked, hostile and aggressive, antisocial behavior. In other words, he targets the predators not a specific phenotype. CCTV does not seem able to capture him on film, nor can cameras produce any stills. Radar bounced back an echo that spurred interest without yielding any insight. Witnesses at every ****** scene, when any were present, inevitably relay a vague impression that sounds more like William Marshall in Blacula than it does a workable suspect description. However, more or less while nixing the odd ones out suspect is described as a charming, good-smelling, good-looking, sporty, son-of-a-gun. We’re told the he had ‘curls for the girls’ and ‘waves for the babes’. It appears, without fail, that when he lays his trap the word track sounds something like this: (loudly) “Aw (censored) knuckles Playboy! I got another ticket today. I know it’s because they profiled me before pulling me over. I’m sick of this (censored). (censored) got to change! I mean it, I mean, let me ask you if this sounds right. I’m rolling, top down, beat up, dipping thru the cut like B-Legit and Little Bruce; you know; straight sideways and berp berp cherries lit up like 70’s disco balls. Police. She like “Sign here!”, I said “You ain’t never said what I did.” She said, “Sign!” So, I was just like (censored) it and did and dipped. But, if I get another “Driving While Too Sexy” Citation I’m liable to go ape (censored)! No (censored), the fines add up “that’s the 3rd dress this week! Ah ah. Ah ah. Ah ah ah.” (Funky Dividends by 3 Times Dope allusion) another time I was like, “’Driving while too sexy!’ That’s not against the law, it’s not a statute and it’s not on the books.” Cop was cool; she was like, “So, but that’s what you’re doing.” And I was like, “(Censored), she’s right.” I’m pretty sure she told someone (think co-worker) that that (censored) stumped me so the next one said that same exact (censored), and the next, and then the next… So, that now I don’t even fight them no more but it’s (censored) because it is profiling…” And on, and on, until a Jive Turkey takes the bait and starts talking out the side of his neck with threats after the Dozens doesn’t work out. Regarding “necks” there seems to be a rash of seemingly, imitation, vampire attacks running rampant through the mean streets of KC lately, I wonder? NAH! That’d be, why that’d be; impossible. I shouldn’t say “impossible” because nothing is. But, that would follow the logic while at the same time being wholly improbable. ‘Nuff said, hopefully. I digress, away from outlaying the perp’s trap. So we have, story, aggression, warning (saving this for another time), then slogan “Oh you Jive (sometimes Jive *** Cornball if truly enraged) *** Turkey ahma let you call yo’ momma to say goodbye ‘cause that’s your raggedy, disrespectful ***!” Interestingly enough, if one does opt to call they Momma when he/she says goodbye then it’s usually forgiveness followed by a variant of “I pity you, Fool (or Dumb Dude).” Or “Be good to yo’ momma Sucka (or Turkey).” Then, he parties with the people and dips with Honeydips and smacks lips with the Sugarlips, the Sugarhips are all sweet on him and the Sugar(censored) allow him to 'Tune In Tokyo’, the Supersweet complain because he gives them toothaches but they’re so sweet and nothing like a Cavity Creep and so forgive him so swiftly, the Supersmart drip clear when he articulates and the Superstrong admire his heart, the Supertall be looking up and the Supersmall be kicking rocks because we don’t (censored) with that. If you ain’t identify as “Super” or “Sweet” in none of that then obviously no one ever Rock, Shock, Knocked through your neighborhood. Insecurity ain’t cute. Work on your confidence by playing nice and being gentle with yourself. Be good to yourself. Anyway, …partied, grabbing diverse beauties, in what’s considered a wide swath (censored) it’s almost the population. It’s not, but peep. “Observed snatching up right-handed fraternal twins with vocal musical mutant abilities; Supervocals, thin light skinned with full lips and hazel eyes with powerful mutant artistic abilities Supercreator, Cocoa buttered and voluptuous with straight hair mutant ability Superintellect, light light skinned-ded with long hair and busty mutant ability Superwill, identical to “light full lips hazel eyes” mutant ability Superchill, thin light freak talks to beasts, full round face with a big dark body and huge breasts mutant ability Superstrength and Super****, Twin to the last one but twice as big (SSBBW) with enormous, lovely breasts mutant ability Supersweet and Supercold and Superfreak, Tall dark young with huge breasts Super(censored)ghetto, Tall Dark Yoruba slanted eyes, holes in her palms Nigerian Witch, Super-Supersweet. That’s enough for now there’s more just, later need time to reflect… Until the next round like B-Legit said, “You see I’m nothing but a player call me Bad News Bear…… “

Quinton

47 • Manhattan, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 28 - 44

Hello

I find writing about myself a hard thing to do. So I will keep this simple. I am Self employed/Retired. I spend my free time working on my house, painting, watching movies, playing games, yard/garden work. and a few other thing. I have traveled all o

John

49 • Wichita, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 18 - 50

Wanting serious relationship.

I am John Bottoms, I am here to look for someone for a serious relationship and have and family with. Am currently working and am from Wichita Kansas USA. I take pride in my 2002 Pontiac Firebird and like working on cars. I love kids and someone who has them is ok for me. I love to meet someone who wants a family. Message and ask anything you may like. Thank you.

Jake

56 • Wichita, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 41 - 75

Well, like it's written on my profile, I’m Jake - 55, originally from Texas but I’ve worked offshore all over; Gulf of Mexico, North Sea, West Africa. I’ve been in the oil and gas field for over 20 years, started as a roustabout and worked my way up to lead engineer. It’s tough work, long stretches away from land, but it teaches you discipline, loyalty, and how to appreciate the small things, like a home-cooked meal or a voice you miss. When I’m not offshore, I enjoy simple, quiet moments. I like fishing, old blues and country records, fixing things with my hands, and slow walks when the air’s cool. Been through my share of life’s ups and downs, but I’ve still got a lot of love and loyalty to give.

Corey

62 • Kansas City, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 25 - 45

Teach me Thai and I'll teach you English

Ex military veteran who likes to travel and learn about different cultures. I enjoy the outdoors, boating, camping and hiking. Would consider making Thailand my home.

Eddie

62 • Wichita, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 35 - 56

Hello want to meet others

Retired and 62 years old

Angel

39 • Kansas City, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 18 - 36

Dana

65 • Salina, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 29 - 59

Life is wounderful :)

Every day is a good day! Some are are better than the other ones.

James

47 • Overland Park, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 24 - 42

Graduated from Stanford University working in U.S.

Multiple business Owner and Entrepreneur

Shane

44 • Overland Park, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 18 - 32

Hi..

Hi, I am out to see who is here.

Daniel

51 • Lenexa, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 18 - 26

Howdy

Humble and Hard-Working

fred

69 • Salina, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 18 - 50

looking for soulmate

hardworking, funloving just looking for happiness

Victor

41 • Topeka, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 21 - 29

Hi.. Im a little short, noo fat, im very athlectic

Hi.. I enjoy many sports and the outdoors, really cycling for travel!

NEW

Brock

29 • Emporia, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 19 - 30

Feel free to send a message

I'm 30 years old. I own a small farm and an appliance store.

Jordyn

42 • Olathe, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 18 - 50

Michael

66 • Overland Park, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 38 - 60

Looking for YOU

I am in a dead end marriage but my wife and I still share a home together (separate bedrooms). We do that for financial reasons but eventually will go our separate ways. I enjoy riding motorcycles, seeing movies and TV shows and like traditional country music and classic rock. I like to spend time outdoors. I like trying out new restaurants. I also enjoy quiet evenings at home. I have been married for 30 years and the past 26 of them have not been good. We never communicate because she wants to be left alone and never wants to interact with me. Since she is such a loner we have no social life and I feel very isolated. I want to be involved with a woman who likes the two of us to do things together and to share each other's hopes and dreams. I can't afford just yet to get out of my marriage and can only communicate with someone online for now. I really want to find a good friend and hopefully have it lead to more later. I know that is a lot of baggage that I have right now but I will always be honest about everything with you. I carry a little extra weight around my belly area but have lost 10 lbs. in the past two months and am working on losing more. As I get older I find physical fitness to be more important now than ever.

Charles

69 • Lawrence, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 18 - 39

Kris

39 • Wichita, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 18 - 34

Hard working man looking for love

I spend much of my time managing a restaurant. I keep myself in decent shape year round. I love music, books, and food. I would like to find a good woman who I can treat well and be treated well in kind.

Justin

43 • Wichita, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 18 - 55

Looking for a partner

I'm just a country boy

Jose

58 • Topeka, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 28 - 47

Very layback person

Traveler Teacher

Jeremy

53 • Leavenworth, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 18 - 45

I'm a retired Army Ranger looking for true love

im a retired Army Ranger who served in Iraq and Afghanistan looking for a beautiful woman who wants to have a little fun and enjoy my companionship and have a long-term relationship with me basically my soulmate

Charles

60 • Kansas City, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 30 - 60

Peaceful/Strong

I am Charles and I am here for one thing. To find my woman.

Lantz

66 • Leawood, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 24 - 49

Maybe designed just for you.

Fun Loving, affectionate, love to travel, love the outdoors, cooking, Movies, music, religious nature.. Intelligent and love deep conversations, Sense of humor especially sarcasm.

Eugene

65 • Wichita, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 39 - 58

I am nice!

I am quiet. My Line: patrickhenry

Dale

60 • Wichita, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 57 - 63

Looking for a nice lady

I like to stay active

MEALS

65 • Hays, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 56 - 77

OLDER , 76, US

I AM 76. LIVE IN CENTRAL US. HAVE BEEN TO CHINA, JAPAN. VIETNAM. WANT SOMEONE CLOSE TO MY AGE. AM STILL IN FAIRLY GOOD SHAPE.

Alan

65 • Wichita, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 40 - 63

Looking for the real thing

Hi! I'm Alan from midwest USA. 59 yrs old and wanting someone for serious relationship. RU interested?

Johnny

56 • Kansas City, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 18 - 32

Looking for my partner in crimeand sole mate.

I love classic movies traveling I have a large ranch and I live alone. I'm a publish writer engineer and pilot. My tagalog is not very good as of yet. But, I'm working on it. I love the Philipines for its beauty and family style culture.

Mick

28 • Kansas City, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 19 - 35

Just testing this out

James

45 • Derby, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 18 - 48

Mr.

Nice guy.

Camilo

48 • Overland Park, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 26 - 45

Camilo 

Im do remoldin end mecanic

Todd

64 • Hays, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 18 - 30

worked 7 days a week now Retired Truckdriver loves being outside and wom

Joshua Ramirez

68 • Kansas City, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 38 - 57

Joshua

Serio sincero amable

Ricosuave

46 • Garden City, Kansas, United States

Seeking: Female 25 - 55

Prince charming seeking his everlasting love!!!😍

I am known to be very sweet loving outgoing very down to earth sincere humble great sense of humor passionate affectionate good head on his shoulders charming honest very romantic and open minded!!😃😃

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