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Pol
48 Berlin, Berlin, Germany
Seeking: Female 24 - 53
Education: Bachelors Degree
Hey, Hello, Hoooolaa, where are you going? Wait, the other guys won't run away from you. :-D Read first my profile ;-) Come, come.... Don't be shy :-Wait...stop, don't jump me...Let me introduce myself, my name is Pol. I am a German citizen and have lived in Germany since I was a child. I was born in Israel in the beautiful region of Galilee. I currently speak 3 languages well: German, English, Russian and some rudimentary Hebrew. I've never been married, but I've had long-term relationships. I don't have children, but I love children. I am a dog lover. I also love cats but they are like women. They ignore you, can scratch and just expect you to take care of them 😅. Dogs are a bit like men. That's why I get along with dogs 🐶🐕🤣. Humor 😁 is important and if you go through life too seriously, you won't be happy with me. I respect all opinions, but I don't have to approve everything. In a good relationship, love is just the product of many ingredients. Respect, tolerance, support and freedom are just some of those ingredients. Sex is therefore an ingredient... it's more like a spice, it adds some fire to a good dish 🔥. Sex alone does not make a relationship, as many mistakenly think. Or does anyone like to eat Spice without the meat 😄 What am I looking for? A committed relationship with hugs, kisses and good vibes. A person who will wait for me in the car with the engine running while I rob the bank 🤣 or put more harmlessly, a person who will eat chips, ice cream and sweets with me all night while we watch movies and series until the wee hours of the morning ( yes, sex 😁 too, don't worry 😜 ). What I like: Cooking. I like to Cook. I like to explore nature. City Trips, Cruises, traveling by bike. Swimming and the beach, hiking in the mountains, visiting museums, watching musicals, singing karaoke 🎤, making me laugh. I am a dog lover. If I have to decide between saving a dog or a politician, I always choose a dog. :-D . Sometimes I'm a Vampire and turn night into day and day into night. But don't worry, at those times I don't drink blood, only juice, like a butterfly. That's why I'm a mix of Butterfly and Vampire, a vampirebutterfly :-D . Are you tired of reading already? Wait, I'll torture you some more ;-) I like to have good people around me. I don't like Injustice. That's why I have a special niche in my basement where I Bury Bad people :D My grandfather taught me the system of elimination. Good man, he had no enemies :-D Are you laughing? That's good :-D. Let's continue with my text torture. I'm not a big soccer fan ⚽, but I watch good games. I also like Basketball 🏀 and other sports. I used to train in the gym, I got lazy because of corona, because they closed the sports clubs. Now I have to work hard to get back to my old level 😅. Being lazy can also be too much fun. Unfortunately, I'm not a Greek philosopher who can lie around all day thinking. You have to work 🥵... No money, no electricity and no food at home 🤣 And what do I do? At the moment I work for the mafia and get rid of debtors, a debt counseling service so to speak 🤣. Just kidding 😁.... I also work as a property agent and from time to time in marketing for the sale of PV Systems. I previously had a small construction company with 2friends, but a lot of shit happened there. It's a long story. I studied economics, majoring in human resources. I also did another apprenticeship before my studies. I trained as an Energy Electronics Technician and finished a degree in Psychology and Education. I have worked as a web designer, educator, electronics technician, salesperson, etc. I have done many things. What else can I tell you about myself, no idea, just ask me. I'm not a handsome actor from an American series 🤣, but I'm better looking than a gorilla 🦍, even if I have the same hair growth problems on my back. Which lady is willing to shave me? 🤣 Okay, this is as far as I've gone. Ahh, that reminds me...some people want to know.... I'm a Scorpio ♏🦂. Some side notes.... I can lift a fully grown horse above my head, and I can hold my breath for over ten minutes underwater. I pulled a truck with my bare hands 10 miles to the next gas station. To settle a wager, I once at a pound of the strong badger poison and then ran a mile completely nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. I jumped from a rooftops of a 5 story house and not even broke a bone. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in a formal combat, including a wild turk, a Mexican macho, an African pygmy, an Chinese maneater, a bear and a rare deepwater shark-man. A medical doctor, a priest, a rabbi and an alien from area 51 have written and signed a document confirming that I have no soul but a big heart. If you still intereted in me...please leave a message ;-) .
IG: sir.joffrey
43 München, Bavaria, Germany
Seeking: Female 18 - 41
Education: Bachelors Degree
I really do enjoy the written communication, like writing long emails as example, but to describe myself feels nonetheless always a little challenging. But of course I'll try to give my best. (^_~) I'm 43 years old which is definitely not a reason to cheer, lifetime seems to go around simply to quickly. Luckily I'm at least looking much younger than I am, or at least that's what the people told me who met me for the first time. I'm living and working in the city Munich, which is overall surely not the worst place to live, even if on a long term view, I guess I would prefer to live more on a country side again, or in a small town in range of the Baltic Sea or North Sea. But at least for the next years my life will be in Munich for sure. I've studied public management not too long ago and I'm working in the administration. Not the most thrilling job on earth for sure, but due to nice colleagues and insane customers, it feels definitely not boring. I would describe my appearance as cool, but who knows maybe other people see it differently. I mean probably everyone thinks that about the own self. Or will there be any people on earth who honestly think their appearance sucks? :-D Even if I'm totally confident, that many people definitely should think this. I guess I have an awesome sense of humor and I like to laugh often. I've a passion for video games, movies, series, audio books, web comics, ... but also interests for fashion, nice furniture, design, politics and economics... I'm probably not a really socialable person, even if this saying doesn't fit it really. I enjoy it a lot to have a conversations for hours about all kind of different topics, but only with a single person. At events where I have to interact with many people and especially strangers, makes me feel pretty uncomfortable. Being single feels overall not too bad to me, because I can do whatever I want, and I never had the feeling, that I urgently need people around me to entertain myself or make me feel happy. But there are surely times, where I miss to have someone special as part of my life, and as you know some parts of life are simply nicer, if you can share the moments with someone special. Would you like to become this one? (*_*) For those who care about stuff like that, personality type: INTJ-A
Adix
58 München, Bavaria, Germany
Seeking: Female 25 - 45
Education: Bachelors Degree

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